HELLISHLY HOT
Summertime Greens...
You don’t need me to tell just how hot it has been of late. My Goodness, it’s enough to make a statue sweat and if you haven’t tried to fry an egg on the pavement yet, what in thunder is keeping you? Get it done.
Rather than sit in the blazing Sunshine with peeling skin and a parched throat, I have been at rest beneath my favourite tree in my local park. Come on, surely everyone of us has a favourite tree? Mine is home to a huge wood pigeon and a happy-go-lucky squirrel. Whenever we meet, it throws it’s hands up in the air in mock surprise at seeing me there. I’m not sure if it is sarcastic or it has memory issues. I’m always glad to see the little terror.
The wind in the leaves and the soft sounds of the tennis court make a perfect place to cool off and stay pale whilst others may boil and burn in the unnatural rays of an angry Sun.
If you have some headphones handy, you can join me.
Don’t sit too close to me though. I’m already hot and irritable.

